Fan Question: I’ve been seeing this guy for 2.5 years, and I truly love him. We decided to move in together, and we’re getting married in 6 months. Here’s my only issue. Every night, he passes long gas while he sleeps and the smell is awful! I think there may be some underline health issues. How do I approach him about my concerns without being insensitive? – Anonymous; Toronto, Canada

#AskJayceBaron: 
First and foremost, congratulations on your engagement! In a world where ex-strippers are becoming pregnant Kardashians in a matter of months, I’d say this holy matrimony well thought out!

With all of said, there shouldn’t be any hang-ups when it comes to communication with the one that you plan on marrying, especially when it comes to a potential health issue. Whether it be sitting naked on your brand new white leather sectional, leaving used tea bags around the apartment, or even pushing him to go for the promotion at work, communication, and open dialog is key to any functioning relationship. If he gets offended that you’re genuinely concerned for his health, then his doctor need to prescribe him a months supply of 200 mg Chill Pills after his thorough colonoscopy.

Furthermore, I’m sure those silent but deadly explosives are interfering with a solid nights sleep on your behalf as well. How fair is it to your coworkers if you’re crabby because your husband bowels are releasing toxic fumes at 3:25am?

Tell your future husband to get a physical and if you are not already seeing a doctor regularly as well, make it a joint commitment.
Happy sleeping!

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